Excellent poems by not so famous poets... Found on toilet doors and walls...
A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted. Tried to shit But, only farted.
Someone who had a different experience wrote: You`re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
Perhaps it`s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to shit and stink. But, I come Here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls....
Toilet`s walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, The Singapore Fire Department wants you.
On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
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