April 30th, 2009 14:19 EST
Found on Toilet Doors and Walls
Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
Found on toilet doors and walls...
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But, only farted.
Someone who had a different experience wrote:
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it`s true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
But, I come
Here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....
Toilet`s walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
The Singapore Fire Department wants you.
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.