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Published:May 1st, 2009 21:12 EST
Lost Fingers

Lost Fingers

By SOP newswire2

A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I`ll see what I can do."

"I haven`t got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven`t got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances.

We`ve got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn`t you bring me the fingers?" "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn`t pick `em up!"

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