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Published:July 26th, 2009 17:42 EST
Funny Bumper Stickers

Funny Bumper Stickers

By SOP newswire2

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I`ll buy it for you."

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven`t fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

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