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Published:November 30th, 2009 10:29 EST
Reindeers at Christmas

Reindeers at Christmas

By SOP newswire2

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, Male reindeer drop their antlers usually in late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after giving birth in the Spring.
 
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa`s reindeer, EVERY SINGLE ONE, from Rufdolph to Blitzen, had to be a GIRL!
 
WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!......ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag an old fat man in a red suit, on a sled loaded with presents, large and small, all round the world in one night AND not get LOST!!!



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