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Published:February 13th, 2010 11:15 EST
joke of the day

Men Strike Back!

By SOP newswire2

Meet Marvin, men`s answer to Maxine

 Men strike back!
 How many men does it take to open a beer?
 None.... It should be opened when she brings it.
 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
 Because a woman who can`t even afford a washing machine
 will probably never be able to support you.
 Why do women have smaller feet than men?
 It`s one of those `evolutionary things` that allows
 Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
 How do you know when a woman is about to say something
 When she starts a sentence with `A man once told me...`
 How do you fix a woman`s watch?
 You don`t. There is a clock on the oven.
 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
 front door, who do you let in first?
 The dog, of course He`ll shut up once you let him in.
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 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman`s
 sex drive by 90%.
 It`s called a Wedding Cake.
 Why do men die before their wives?
 They want to.
 Women will never be equal to men
 Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
 And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
 To the select few women who can handle it!
 AND MAXINE SAYS............`MARVIN`...

 Maxine just had to have the last word.