Published:  February 13th, 2010 10:15 EST
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Men Strike Back!
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Meet Marvin, men`s answer to Maxine Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.... It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can`t even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It`s one of those `evolutionary things` that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart?
When she starts a sentence with `A man once told me...`
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How do you fix a woman`s watch?
You don`t. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course He`ll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman`s
sex drive by 90%.
It`s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle it!
AND MAXINE SAYS............`MARVIN`... Maxine just had to have the last word.  
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