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Published:February 13th, 2010 11:15 EST
joke of the day

Men Strike Back!

By SOP newswire2

Meet Marvin, men`s answer to Maxine

 Men strike back!
 How many men does it take to open a beer?
 None.... It should be opened when she brings it.
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 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
 Because a woman who can`t even afford a washing machine
 will probably never be able to support you.
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 Why do women have smaller feet than men?
 It`s one of those `evolutionary things` that allows
 Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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 How do you know when a woman is about to say something
 smart?
 When she starts a sentence with `A man once told me...`
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 How do you fix a woman`s watch?
 You don`t. There is a clock on the oven.
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 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
 front door, who do you let in first?
 The dog, of course He`ll shut up once you let him in.
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 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman`s
 sex drive by 90%.
 It`s called a Wedding Cake.
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 Why do men die before their wives?
 They want to.
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 Women will never be equal to men
 Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
 And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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 Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
 To the select few women who can handle it!
 AND MAXINE SAYS............`MARVIN`...

 Maxine just had to have the last word.

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