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Published:January 6th, 2009 10:01 EST
Did NBC Slap Ann Coulter With A Lifetime Ban?

Did NBC Slap Ann Coulter With A Lifetime Ban?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Conservative dervish Ann Coulter -- a woman with a penchant for peroxide and very short little black dresses -- has shredded Michelle Obama`s style. The N.Y. Daily News reports that Coulter`s upcoming book, "Guilty: Liberal `Victims` and their Assault on America," includes this take on the future first lady`s look:

`Her obvious imitation of Jackie O`s style -- the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls -- would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint`"

If her new book is any indication Ann Coulter, the queen of ad hominem attacks, hasn`t lost her talent for being obnoxious and offensive. Some folks bring a book with them to the restroom, but if you see someone entering a bathroom with Coulter`s tome chances are that they will use it as toilet paper and not as reading material.

According to the Drudge Report Coulter has been banned for life from NBC and MSNBC. I hope this latest Drudge rumor turns out to be valid, Coulter should be banished from civilized society.

In a tribute to Coulter`s mean spirited personality let me end my article in a snarky note:

LA Times blogger Monica Corcoran is correct when she notes that Coulter likes to wear very short skirts and dresses. Let`s hope to God that this despicable "woman" with the prominent Adam`s apple never goes commando. I`m really not interested in seeing the proof that the rumor that Coulter was born a man is true.