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Published:August 8th, 2009 11:57 EST
Man Accused Of Downloading Child Porn Blames His Cat

Man Accused Of Downloading Child Porn Blames His Cat

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Authorities say a Martin County man accused of downloading child pornography blamed the crime on his cat.

According to a sheriff`s report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music." http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1175937.html


Dogs have been blamed since time immemorial for everything from lost homework to shredded newspapers. But a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

I have two cats and they have a penchant for walking on my computer keyboard. They are responsible for everything from changing the size of my font to turning off my computer. But they have never shown an interest in downloading child pornography. There are a few risque pics of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in my hard drive, but my cats are not to blame.

Child pornography is not readily available on the Internet, you have to look for it. The chances that Griffin`s feline is responsible for the crime is zero.

Child molesters and consumers of child porn are despised by other criminals. A dude who downloads child porn, and then blames his kitty cat will be eaten alive in prison.

Enjoy your life behind bars, pervert!