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Published:June 1st, 2010 19:31 EST
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Top Ten Al Gore Pick-Up Lines

By Robert Paul Reyes

After 40 years of marriage Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing.
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Look out ladies, Gore is single and ready to get down.
 
Here are the Top Ten Gore Pick-Up Lines.
 
*Yes sweetheart, I really an a robot and I`m programmed to last all night.
 
*Here`s an inconvenient truth, baby " I want to get into your lockbox! (Courtesy of Andy Borowitz)
 
*I can do the Macarena while I`m knocking boots!
 
*Boxer or briefs? Neither honey, I`m ready to rock your world!
 
*I not only invented the Internet, I invented cyber sex, call me!
 
*You heard of global warming? I will set your lockbox on fire!
 
*I should of got the Nobel Peace Prize for my lovemaking skills!
 
*I actually got more action than Bill Clinton in the White House!
 
*Do you want to meet Little Al Gore?
 
*I promise you a kinky night of passion, I was Vice President after all. I know all about vice!
 

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