March 23rd, 2009 12:16 EST
Is Blue Banana Shaped UFO A Threat To Humankind?
"Sketches of aliens and UFOs spotted by members of the public have been released by the Minsitry of Defence.
The drawings include a blue banana-shaped object with dangling human-like arms and legs, seen in London in 1989. Sarah Knapton/Telegraph.Co.UK
Tabloids are very popular in the UK -- Brits love reading articles about UFOs, celebrities, corrupt politicians and the Royal Family. We have Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, the Brits have Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen.
It`s no surprise that there are more UFO sightings in England than anywhere else in the world. If I read the British tabloids on a daily basis, even a skeptic like me would report seeing a flying saucer piloted by a drunk Amy Winehouse.
Anyone who sees a blue banana flying in the sky should wait until the LSD wears off before reporting it to the authorities. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a giant banana is just a giant balloon banana.
There is no government conspiracy to hide the truth about UFOs. The British government has released all their UFO files to the public, and there is no proof that we are under constant surveillance by extraterrestrials.
There`s nothing to fear, I don`t think a giant blue banana with dangling arms and legs poses much of a threat to humanity.