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Published:December 4th, 2009 18:52 EST
Why Do UFOs Have A Grudge Against Cows?

Why Do UFOs Have A Grudge Against Cows?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A creepy string of calf mutilations in southern Colorado has a rancher and law enforcement investigators mystified.

Four calves have been found dead in a pasture just north of the New Mexico state line in recent weeks.

The dead calves had their skins peeled back and organs cleared from the rib cage. One calf had its tongue removed.

But rancher Manuel Sanchez has found no signs of human attackers, such as footprints or ATV tracks. And there are no signs of an animal attack by a coyote or mountain lion. Usually predators leave pools or blood or drag marks from carrying away the livestock.",0,5659364.story

Cows don`t get any respect, if the comical-looking animals aren`t tipped when they are asleep, they are killed and mutilated by unknown entities. Is it any wonder that cows are susceptible to Mad Cow disease? Hell I`d be mad also if people messed with me while I was sleeping or if they cut off my ears and toes.

Rancher Sanchez must have failed Logic 101, he doesn`t find any empty beer bottles in the vicinity of the mutilated cows, so obviously they must have fallen victim to extraterrestrial hooligans.

There is absolutely no proof that cow mutilations are the result of UFO activity or satanic cults. Common sense dictates that the hapless animals are the victims of parasites or predators.

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