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Published:March 3rd, 2009 17:58 EST
Dude Mellows Out Cat By Stuffing Her Into Giant Bong

Dude Mellows Out Cat By Stuffing Her Into Giant Bong

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges - and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told sheriff`s deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down." The Associated Press

This is atypical behavior for a stoner, most dopers I know wouldn`t hurt a flea if it landed on their most cherished bong. Smoking a joint or two will mellow out even the most uptight person, and he won`t care if Fluffy pulls down his drapes, scratches his new furniture and relieves himself on top of his Cypress Hill CD. OK, he might go a bit insane in the membrane if his Cypress Hill CD is ruined.

What would be the appropriate punishment for this dope? I think he should be forced to live for a day or two in a giant sandbox that has been used as a litter box by several cats.

The cat was taken to the local humane society and it appeared to be in good condition, although it had a severe case of the munchies eating everything in sight.