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Published:May 16th, 2010 11:01 EST
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Horny Kangaroo Terrorizing Australian Women

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An amorous kangaroo in the mood for love has female joggers hopping mad in the Honeymoon Ranges of Australia`s outback Northern Territory, prompting a flood of angry calls to authorities.

 
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Territory police said Friday they had received reports of the kangaroo stalking residents in the ranges near the township of Tennant Creek, including a woman on her morning walk.
 
`There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing,` the woman told local papers. `I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps,` she said.
 
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Australia is the land of dingoes and kangaroos, and if women jog in the woods they shouldn`t whine if an amorous kangaroo chases them. They should be glad it`s not a dingo trying to steal their babies.
 
The woman on her morning walk should be glad a kangaroo was chasing her, I bet she picked up her pace and had a better workout as a result.
 
According to Reuters the animal was "obviously aroused". To be honest if that randy creature was chasing me, I`d be screaming like a schoolgirl.
 
Police say they will not pursue the kangaroo unless it continues to cause trouble. It seems to me that the crazed animal will continue to cause trouble until it finally catches up with an unfortunate jogger.
 
 

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