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Published:January 2nd, 2007 12:34 EST
How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?

How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?

By John Lillpop

As an English-speaking Caucasian, I have learned to accept the fact that America is in transition and is likely to become less and less Anglo.

The only remaining issue seems to be the competition between Islamofascists and Mexican illegal aliens.

Which group will take over America and change things even more?

Or will illegal aliens and Jihadists form a coalition and
convert the United States into a Muslim version of Mexico--an Arabian-Latino third-world terrorist cesspool?

Before those hot-blooded Latinos and short-fused
Islamic extremists merge into one big dysfunctional
toxic family, several pressing issues will need to be resolved:

* What will the national language be Arabic or Mexican? Or will they agree to a new language called AraMex?

* Will the official national headdress be the stolen sombrero or exploding turban?

* Will women be required to wear mantillas or burkas?

* Will the official weapon of choice for domestic violence be a six-pack of beer and a switchblade knife, or a mosque-certified axe?

* Will Mexican parents be required to raise their children to be suicide bombers?

* Will Muslim teens join street gangs, wear their baseball caps backward and jeans ten inches too low, and drive illegally without driver’s licenses and insurance?

* Will Mexican teens be shipped to Israeli pizza
parlors on missions for Allah?

* Will Muslims set up employment vigils outside Home Depot?

* Will Mexicans be required to buy prayer rugs, face Mecca, and pray to Allah five times a day? In Arabic?

* Will Muslims be forced to eat greasy tacos and get drunk every weekend?

* Will adulterous Mexican women be stoned to death, rather than getting stoned on cheap wine before committing adultery?

* Will adulterous Muslim women be able to achieve redemption through confession to a priest-- rather than through public stoning?

* Will Muslims celebrate with piñatas and do the “Mexican Hat Dance?” at Christmas? Will their piñatas explode on contact?

* Will Mexican martyrs be rewarded with 72 virgins upon reaching heaven? Where will God and or Allah find 72 Mexican virgins?

All of these questions can be summarized into one simple inquiry:

How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?