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Published:February 24th, 2007 09:17 EST
Why not seize Bill's bills for the common good? Satire

Why not seize Bill's bills for the common good? Satire

By John Lillpop



Satirebylillpop

 

In her hysteria to pummel the oil industry and it’s ‘’obscene profits,” Lady Hillary Clinton seems to have overlooked an obscene profiteer in her very midst.

That would be Slick Willie, of course, the man with whom Hillary has been manacled through good times and bad, for better and for worse, and despite Jennifer, Monica, Paula, Kathleen, Juanita and a cast of tarts far too numbered and ill-reputed to describe in detail on a family web site.

As it turns out, former president Bill Clinton has collected nearly $40 million in speaking fees over the past six years.

That is not too shabby for a kid from Hope, Arkansas with a phobia for the truth and a weakness for the flesh.

Where is the outrage and hysterical screams to “take those profits” for an energy fund, Hillary?

Alternatively, better still, why not seize Bill’s bills and use those millions to build a Recovery Center for women abused by sex addicts?

Specifically, women who were abused by sex addicts holding powerful positions of power and authority like, say, a state governor or president of the United States?

Good heavens, Hillary, you could fill the center with women from Slick’s little black book just by calling the names starting with A.

On the other hand, is the entire issue dependent on how one chooses to define obscene?

Another “Is Is” kafuffle?

Satirebylillpop