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Published:May 8th, 2007 09:30 EST
Dubya Winks at Queen; Yo! Liz NOT Amused

Dubya Winks at Queen; Yo! Liz NOT Amused

By John Lillpop

Satire

During a welcoming ceremony for Queen Elizabeth at the White House, President Bush stumbled somewhat by implying that the monarch had toured the United States in 1776.

Duyba immediately recognized his gaffe, and made up for it by gifting the Queen with a Texas-sized wink, the kind normally reserved for really important occasions.

Like, for example, upon learning that Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Harry Reid have been committed to a Washington DC psych ward by the Zell Miller wing of the Democrat Party.

Or when told that Osama bin Laden’s dialysis machine has gone wonky, leaving the terrorist boss stranded in a Pakistani cave thousands of miles from medical care.

Or upon hearing that Cindy Sheehan has suffered heat prostration and has been ordered by her doctor to avoid Crawford, Texas at all costs.

Or upon learning that an additional million illegal aliens from Mexico have crashed US borders and are squatting here illegally.

Duyba’s friendly wink at the monarch does not appear to have been well received: The queen was not amused!