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Published:May 20th, 2007 12:48 EST
Dubya's No Tax Vow--To Illegal Aliens

Dubya's No Tax Vow--To Illegal Aliens

By John Lillpop

Any American citizen who has had the misfortune of locking horns with the IRS in a dispute over income taxes realizes that the experience can be both frightening and costly.

IRS agents are notorious for being hard-nosed, merciless creatures who seem to delight in nailing taxpayers to the wall either for willful cheating, or if there is no other choice, benign clerical oversights.

Rumor has it that agents who send the greatest number of taxpayers to prison receive large commission bonuses and lucrative perks.

So while you cool your heels in a prison cell because a malfunctioning PDA caused you to understate your income, be consoled by the fact that the stalking agent who sent you there was probably rewarded with honored parking privileges at IRS headquarters for a fortnight, perhaps longer.

The point is that the federal government takes income taxes damn seriously and woe unto those who do not report all income or pay all taxes owed.

At least that is the case when it comes to citizens and those here legally.

However, if you just happen to be an illegal alien who has filed no income tax returns or paid no taxes, and are concerned about how that untidy fact might affect your amnesty plans, fret not!

The amnesty bill originally sent to Dubya by congress required illegal aliens to pay all back taxes owed as part of amnesty, but Dubya decided it would be too complex and time-consuming to ask invading criminals to do what American citizens are required to do.

Therefore, the tax pay back provision was stripped from the bill as described in the World Net Daily story.

Once again, America’s anti-American president has gone the extra mile to reward millions of invading criminals by kicking citizens in the groin.

How much more of this nonsense can sane people be expected to tolerate?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.