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Published:December 6th, 2007 02:11 EST

Holiday Harmony Among Republicans

By Nancy Lee Wolfe (HR Development/Content Manager)

"Santa, Baby" *

Santa, Baby, please bring these democrats here to me,
yes, three:
Obama, Edwards and, of course, Hillary;
And hurry down the chimney tonight.

Bring Pelosi and all her nutty conspiracies,
We'd love to prove to them
what mincemeat they'll be.
And hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, Baby, just one more thing I know you can do
for me:
For festive measure
will you throw in Billy?
You'll help us win the Whitehouse tonight.