February 17th, 2008 08:13 EST
Clinton Women's ad hock Committee a Curiosity, Omen
An unsubstantiated rumor has come to ear. We understand a press conference is scheduled for Noon tomorrow in Little Rock at the local Holiday Inn. Celebrity lawyer, Ms. Gloria Allred, is said to be serving as Spokes(wo)man for the group, Send Me No Flowers. We have reason to believe the following remarks are being tweaked, even as we go to press:
Ms. Allride: Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming on such short notice. I particularly want to thank the members of Send Me No Flowers for their unity today. Allow me to specifically thank Amber Fry for being here and Senator Barbara Boxer. We`ve always had Barbara in our corner-- especially when we`re cornered.
Now, to the reason we are here.
Whereas, we understand what it means to overcome the obstacles she has overcome; and,
Whereas, in light of the negative consequences she has suffered-- at times, simply by association; and,
Whereas, we have great empathy for her suffering and admiration of her courage; yes, in her hour of need; and,
Whereas, we stand with her knowing that, whatever the future holds for her, we will always be here.
Therefore, Send Me No Flowers is elated to endorse the next president of the United States of America, Mrs. Bill Clinton.
Send Me No Flowers,
Dolly Kyle Bowning
Bobbie Ann Williams
Sandra Allen James
Linda Tripp, Recorder
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I`m Nancy Lee Wolfe and I approve this message.