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Published:May 29th, 2008 04:48 EST
Sit Down and Shut Up, Hillary Clinton!

Sit Down and Shut Up, Hillary Clinton!

By John Lillpop

For damn near 17 years, the American people have stood by helplessly while being forced to witness non-stop exaggerations, deception, distortion and scandals perpetrated by one Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Over that time, this arrogant, self-serving, lying b**** has been in our faces and on our television screens and radios, in our newspapers and magazines, in our books and on the Internet. She has haunted America with her gall and crudeness as either First Lady, junior Senator from New York or, most recently, candidate for the presidency.

Year after year, we have endured outrageous and criminal behavior from this sawed-off feminist hoodlum who, all things considered, probably deserves to be married to the equally repulsive creep known as Bill Clinton.

Whether it was her fascist formula to fix health care and ram it down the throats of an unwilling American public, or the mysterious disappearance and reappearance of her Rose law firm records or the nepotism scandal called Travel Gate, Hillary has always been front and center when it comes to malfeasance and corruption.

Just how did Hillary Rodham Clinton manage to convert a $12,000 cattle futures investment into a $100,000 profit in only 10 months? What really happened to Vince Foster? How close was she to being indicted by Ken Starr for her Whitewater shenanigans?

The answers to these and other questions will probably never be revealed fully, which means that Hillary Clinton will escape real justice.

Still, there is one bit of good news to celebrate: As early as June 3, Hillary Clinton's wretched campaign for the White House will die an ugly and humiliating death.

The American people will finally be empowered to silence this evil creature. Thank God!

Let the word go forth from coast to coast and village to village:

Sit Down and Shut Up, Hillary Clinton!