October 17th, 2008 13:36 EST
Strip Club Hosts Sarah Palin Lookalike Contest
"Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin. A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentlemen`s clubs all over the country to compete.
They`ll be judged by club guests on how they resemble Palin while wearing a swimsuit and how well they debate, according to news release."
The Associated Press
If Palin were a qualified vice-presidential candidate Harvard or Yale might hold a foreign policy debate in her honor. But Palin is a joke, it`s only fitting that a strip club is hosting a lookalike contest in her honor.
The strippers will be judged by how much they resemble Palin, hell I could enter the contest simply by wearing a bee-hive wig, putting on rimless eyeglasses and talking like an idiot.
The contestants will also be judged by how well they debate -- that`s setting a pretty low bar. If the strippers want to imitate Palin, they will have to debate like a dyslectic third-grader.
The winner of the Sarah Palin lookalike contest will probably be more qualified than Palin to be vice-president of the United States.