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Published:November 6th, 2008 08:42 EST
Conservatism Dead? John McCain Received 56 Million Votes, Other Good News!

Conservatism Dead? John McCain Received 56 Million Votes, Other Good News!

By John Lillpop

Without a doubt, November 4 will go down as one of the most bleak election days in American history.

Rays of Sunshine Break Through the Clouds!Not only was a Marxist elected president, but also the Democrat party expanded its socialist grip on both chambers of Congress.

Nonetheless, there WERE positive results; albeit too few, and of too little consequence.

The intermittent rays of sunshine include the following:

*Democrats failed to gain the coveted filibuster- proof majority in the U.S. Senate.

*Al Franken will probably NOT be in the U.S. Senate..a recount is required to confirm Norm Coleman`s win!

*Voters said NO! to gay marriage in California and Florida.

*San Francisco`s idiotic measure to name a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush was trounced, as was the equally stupid proposal to legalize prostitution.

*John McCain garnered 56 million votes!

*Texas remains a Red state.

*Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, anti-illegal alien hero, won his fifth general election.

*Leftist goon Tim Robbins was forced to appear before a judge in order to vote.

*Joe Biden will no longer haunt the U.S. Senate.

*Black Panthers were exposed as racist vote intimidators in Philadelphia, and

*For all practical purposes, Hillary Clinton`s fantasy of being the president has been permanently put to rest.

Best of all, real conservatives are now free to rebuild the Republican party sans George W. Bush and John McCain!