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Published:November 27th, 2008 16:08 EST
Governor Sarah Palin, a Rising Superstar!

Governor Sarah Palin, a Rising Superstar!

By John Lillpop

Governor Sarah Palin, Superstar!

According to the referenced story***, Governor Sarah Palin`s star has not lost any of its twinkle. In fact, she is being inundated with offers for books, movie cameos, and talk show appearances.

Palin`s spokesman, Bill McAllister, is quoted a saying the following about the growing media frenzy surrounding his famous client:

"Tomorrow, Governor Palin could do an interview with any news media on the planet," McAllister says, "Tomorrow, she could probably sign any one of a dozen book deals. She could start talking to people about a documentary or a movie on her life. That`s the level we are at here."

A tip for Governor Palin: When Oprah calls, just scream "Go to bloody hell!" into the phone and hang up!

You go, Governor!