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Published:September 5th, 2009 21:43 EST
Levi Johnston Spills The Dirt On Sarah Palin

Levi Johnston Spills The Dirt On Sarah Palin

By Robert Paul Reyes

Bristol`s baby daddy, Levi Johnston, was a high school drop-out, and self-acclaimed "redneck" whose only passions in life were drinking beer, hunting, and knocking up plump girls.

But when John McCain had a senior moment and selected Sarah Palin as his running mate, Johnston was given a quick makeover, and he was presented to the electorate as Bristol`s respectable fiancé. Johnston was probably bribed with a keg of beer to pretend that he really planned on marrying the governor`s daughter.

Sarah Palin trotted out Bristol and Johnston during campaign appearances -- Johnston wearing a nice suit and Bristol radiant in her maternity dress. Palin exploited poor old Levi, and almost as soon as the election was over, the young redneck was kicked to the curb.

But now Levi is getting his revenge, spilling the goods on the wacky Palin family.

"Johnston`s smarmy account of life with Sarah and Todd makes Jon and Kate look like Ozzie and Harriet. Sarah supposedly only talked to Todd when arguing or bossing him around; Todd spent his nights on the living room recliner. The supposed hockey mom barely turned up at Track`s games; the supposed doting mother of a Down`s syndrome baby dumped his care on her daughter Bristol.

He depicts Palin `on the living room couch in her two-piece pajama set from Wal-Mart -- she had all the colors -- with her hair down, watching house shows and wedding shows on TV.` Todd, for his part, was in the garage sneaking beers. `There wasn`t much parenting in that house,` Johnston says. `Sarah doesn`t cook, Todd doesn`t cook -- the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school.` "

According to Levi, Sarah and Todd were constantly talking about divorce. I predict that within a year the Palins are going to get divorced, demonstrating the truth of Johnston`s testimony. There is no way that Todd can continue to put up with Sarah`s narcissism, selfishness, and kookiness.

This is no time to feel sorry for Sarah Palin, she is getting what she deserves. She exploited Levi to try to achieve her political dreams, and now Levi is exploiting her to get his 15 minutes of fame.

You go Levi!