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Published:January 28th, 2010 11:42 EST
John Edwards Sex Tape? Elizabeth Edwards Kicks Him To The Curb!

John Edwards Sex Tape? Elizabeth Edwards Kicks Him To The Curb!

By Robert Paul Reyes

John Edwards has a lot on his plate, and none of it is very appetizing. But let`s not feel sorry for Edwards, all of his problems are of his own making.

Elizabeth Edwards has kicked her philandering husband to the curb, John`s admission that he is a baby daddy was the last straw.

A former aide, Andrew Young, has written a book with several bombshells about his disgraced boss. Young claims that Edwards asked him to fake a paternity test, and steal one of the infant`s diapers to perform a DNA test on his feces. Edwards makes Nixon and his Watergate burglars look like gentlemen and scholars. We all know that politics is a dirty business, put stealing a baby`s poop boggles the mind.

The government is investigating Edwards to determine if he used campaign funds to bribe his mistress, Rielle Hunter, not to go public about their affair.

And now several newspapers and Web sites are reporting that there`s a John Edwards sex tape depicting him engaged in several sex acts with Hunter.

It`s usually female bimbo celebs like Carrie Prejean, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton who are caught up in sex tape controversies, but John Edwards is the equivalent of a bimbo celeb. Who can forget the infamous video clip that showed Edwards primping and combing his hair for several minutes?

The Gawker.Com reports that the sex tape  is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area." I don`t think they are referring to Edward`s hair!

Edwards has no future in politics, but apparently he`s well suited to be a porn star.

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