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Published:September 7th, 2010 14:55 EST
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Is John McCain Senile? He Said Snooki Too Pretty To Go To Jail!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Arizona Senator and former Presidential candidate offered his two cents on the July 30 disorderly conduct arrest of the Jersey Shore star.

`I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail,` McCain, 73, gushed of 22-year-old Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) during a Wednesday radio appearance on Phoenix`s KMLE." Read More

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Snooki looks like a cross between a Munchkin and a Smurf. The "Jersey Shore" star has a beehive do that reaches to the clouds, a face more orange than the fruit, a rear end big enough to seat six for dinner, and the jaded face of a working girl who`s walked the street for decades.

But Snooki had the gumption to declare that she`s too pretty to be sentenced to jail.

John McCain wouldn`t know Snooki if she got drunk and threw up in his spit-shine shoes. But the old reprobate pretends like he knows all about her.

McCain is crazy about Sarah Palin and Snooki -- two excellent reasons she should not be reelected to the Senate.

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