John's Daily Dump: BP Still Sucks, and Guns are AWESOME

By Unknown Writer

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Did you miss me? Didn`t think so. Thanks for tuning in to the 7...4th? 75th? edition of John`s Daily Dump! R.I.P. Dio and Jose Lima. Gonna start you off with a story about a man sucked into a sausage machine, followed by another epic fail in "epic fail of the day" where a mixup gets a man in the clink in a drug bust. Then I offer a solution to the oil spill courtesy of Bonheaded Polluters, BP. It may just cheer you up. Last, I talk about gun rights and how people need to stop being such wussies about guns.

Thanks for tuning in again, hope you enjoy!

(I love you, Kristina. <3)

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