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Published:October 26th, 2009 14:35 EST
Video: Steve Phillips' Lover Is Bonkers

Video: Steve Phillips' Lover Is Bonkers

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Baseball analyst Steve Phillips has been fired by ESPN after admitting to an affair with an assistant at the cable network.

ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz said last night the network determined Phillips`s ability to be an effective analyst was `significantly and irreparably damaged.`

Phillips`s acknowledgment Wednesday of his relationship with 22-year-old Brooke Hundley was splashed across the New York tabloids for days, embarrassing the Bristol, Conn.-based cable station." Read More


ESPN`s statement that Steve Phillips` ability to be an effective analyst was "significantly and irreparably damaged" is spot on. If Phillips returned to the air, the fans minds wouldn`t be on strikes and balls, but on the analyst`s zany sex life.

Phillips isn`t unemployable; he could work as an analyst for the WWE or as a carnival barker. But his days of analyzing a pitcher`s ability to throw an effective curve ball are over.

Phillips may be an expert in his profession, but he`s lousy as playing the part of a playboy. The subordinate he had an affair with makes Alex Forrest of "Fatal Attraction" look like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. Brooke Hundley terrorized Phillips, his wife and even his 16-year-old son.

In the old days when a wife caught her husband cheating, he would try to make amends by going to confession and buying his spouse gifts. Phillips is dealing with the controversy by going to an in-patient facility to deal with his "personal issues."

In five minutes I could save him thousands of dollars by giving him this short speech:

Phillips you are a douche bag and scum of the earth. Your wife and your family is paying the price for your adultery. Get on your knees and ask your wife to forgive you! Don`t go on Oprah and cry our heart out, just disappear from the spotlight for a couple of years!

Watch this video and you will be amazed by what a diabolical woman Phillips chose to be his lover! I was born in the ghetto, and I`ve seen some crazy things in my life, but Brooke Hundley scares the BeJesus out of me!

 

 

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