December 11th, 2009 19:14 EST
Top Ten Titles For Tiger Woods Adult Film Parody
"Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded - and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer`s alleged paramours are porn stars -- an adult movie called "Tiger`s Wood" is already in production, according to E! Online.
The skin flick bills itself as the `official porn parody` of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer`s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script."
We all knew it was coming, a Tiger Woods porn parody is in the works. It`s going to be called "Tiger`s Wood", a good name, but here are my Top Ten Titles For The Tiger Woods` Porn Movie:
*I Just Played 18 Ho`s
*Where Da White Ho`s Be At?
*Tiger Conquers The Golf Course And The Strip Clubs With His Mighty Wood
*Tiger And His Pussy Cats
*Honey, She Was Just Polishing My Golf Club
*Catch A Tiger By The Tail
*Honey I`m Going To Take My Money To The Skank ( I Mean Bank!)
*The Tiger Wood Story
*Eldrick The Tiger: I Feel Great!!! I Just Did A Blonde Bimbo
*Tiger, Why Are You Going Golfing With Only Your Wood?
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