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Published:December 13th, 2009 11:28 EST
Tiger Woods' Arrogance Matched Only By His Libido

Tiger Woods' Arrogance Matched Only By His Libido

By Robert Paul Reyes

Tiger Woods is a dirtbag whose arrogance is matched only by his libido. The disgraced golfer deserves to be mocked, ridiculed, and criticized by the press and the public.

I don`t have a shred of sympathy for Tiger Woods, his insatiable sexual appetite and his pride brought him down.

Tiger finally admitted his infidelity and made an apology on his Web site to his family, sponsors, fellow golfers and fans. But Tiger has yet to man up, put his big girl`s panties on, and appear in public.

We have to give credit where credit is due, Tiger exemplifies the Christmas spirit of giving. Tiger freely gave of himself to every cocktail waitress, porn star, and party girl that crossed his path.

Tiger is the gift that keeps on giving, every day another bimbo comes out of the woodwork confessing that she had an affair with the Don Juan golfer. The Tiger Woods scandal is providing enough fodder for thousands of tabloids, entertainment Web sites, and the cable news outlets.

We should remember Tiger Woods this Christmas, I will send him a bottle of Viagra. Tiger has been a godsend for bloggers, and I am very grateful.

Tiger is taking an indefinite break from golf, but I pray he doesn`t take a break from nightclubs and bars. We can always use more sleazy Tiger stories for our Web sites.

Merry Christmas Tiger Woods

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