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Published:December 15th, 2009 19:20 EST
Upper Deck Stands By Cheater Tiger Woods

Upper Deck Stands By Cheater Tiger Woods

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Sports-memorabilia retailer Upper Deck Co. said it is standing by Tiger Woods, as other sponsors scale back their relationships with the star golfer following revelations of his alleged extramarital affairs.

`Tiger and his family have our full support,` Richard McWilliam, Upper Deck`s chief executive and founder, said in a statement. `We look forward to his eventual return to the PGA Tour.`" EMILY STEEL/Wall Street Journal

Shame on Upper Deck Co. for standing by the disgraced golfer, they should have kicked Tiger to the curb and replaced him with a golfer who isn`t a low-life scum.

If another trading card company markets a deck featuring Tiger`s bimbos, they will make a killing. Tiger`s list of mistresses as of 5:08 this afternoon stands at 14, by the end of the year there will be enough Tiger`s ho`s for a standard 52-card deck.

To avoid paying Tiger any royalties they can forgo using his image, and instead label the Joker as the Tiger.

Richard McWilliam may be looking forward to Tiger`s return to the PGA Tour, but most Americans wish the philandering sports star would disappear off the face of the Earth.

I will never again watch any golf tournament featuring Tiger Woods, and I will never again buy any Upper Deck playing cards.

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