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Published:December 16th, 2009 16:59 EST
Clinton Portis Is Down With Cheating Tiger Woods

Clinton Portis Is Down With Cheating Tiger Woods

By Robert Paul Reyes

"For so long, Tiger`s image was that of just a perfect person. Nobody wanted to see (anything else). Now all of the sudden, you go from loving this man who you admired for all these years, and you find out he had a side woman and all of the sudden you hate him?"

Clinton Portis

Washington Redskins running back, Clinton Portis, told ESPN radio that Tiger Woods is "being treated unfair." Clinton Portis is an idiot and we shouldn`t take anything he says seriously, nevertheless let`s parse his words.

"For so long, Tiger`s image was that of just a perfect person. Nobody wanted to see anything else."

Tiger enjoyed an image as a great sportsman, and a devoted family man. It`s not that we didn`t want to see anything else, there were never any hints that the real Tiger Woods was a scumbag. It`s not like Tiger was frequently photographed gambling in Vegas casinos, and coming out of nightclubs with bimbos. We had no reason to suspect that Tiger wasn`t the gentleman portrayed in his commercials.

"Now all of a sudden, you go from loving this man... to hating him." The operative word here is "sudden". Yes Portis, our admiration for Tiger quickly changed to disgust. If Portis finds out that his brother whom he has loved for decades has been cheating with his significant other, Portis will do doubt suddenly turn against his sibling.

The American public has discovered that Tiger Woods is a despicable person, there should be no deliberative process, we have every right to suddenly turn against him.

"He has a side woman"

This is a hillarious statement, Tiger doesnt have a "side woman", he has a side harem.

The public has every right to turn against scum like Tiger Woods, and we have a right to dislike a football player who attended a university on a sports scholarship, but has the grammar of a 6th grade child with disabilities.

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