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Published:December 17th, 2009 13:25 EST
Miss Piggy: Kermit Isn't Scum Like Tiger Woods

Miss Piggy: Kermit Isn't Scum Like Tiger Woods

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"`My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there`d be a hole in one, and he`d be the one!`

Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down with Wendy Williams this week."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20331127,00.html

Golfers, football players, late night comics, bloggers and actors have spoken out on the Tiger Woods fiasco, and now it`s Miss Piggy who is giving us her two cent`s worth.

Throughout his marriage to the lovely and decent Elin Nordegren Tiger Woods has acted like an absolute pig, so it`s somewhat surprising that Miss Piggy isn`t standing by the golfer.

I`m surprised the disgraced golfer hasn`t hit on Miss Piggy, considering Tiger pounces on anything with blond hair and blue eyes. I guess Tiger isn`t a complete fool, he must be wary of the diva Muppet with the violent temper.

You know you`ve hit rock bottom when a puppet rips you a new one.

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