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Published:December 22nd, 2009 12:06 EST
Coward Tiger Woods To Set Sail For Bahamas?

Coward Tiger Woods To Set Sail For Bahamas?

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"All jokes aside, Tiger Woods has reportedly jumped on his yacht, ironically given the name `Privacy,` for a little R&R away from the paparazzi and prying eyes of media camped out near his Orlando area home.

According to published reports, Woods` yacht was spotted in Palm Beach, Florida last week and has since departed for what sources say could be a long trip." Read More


Tiger Woods is a womanizing jerk, and a shameless coward. The disgraced golfer has been hiding out in his mansion, too afraid to face the public and the press. If Tiger were a man he would make a public apology to his fans and his sponsors, instead of issuing half-hearted apologies on his Web sites.

Now there are unsubstantiated reports that the promiscuous athlete has jumped on his yacht and is headed to the Bahamas. Tiger probably has set sail for the Bahamas, it fits his pattern of running away from his problems. I wouldn`t be surprised if there are one or two stowaways on Tiger`s yacht: A cocktail waitress and a porn star.

If there is a god in heaven, Tiger`s yacht will disappear in the Bermuda Triangle.

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