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Published:December 22nd, 2009 13:35 EST

Is Tiger Woods Still Practicing His Strokes With Rachel Uchitel?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Tiger Woods is back with his first mistress. The taciturn golf prodigy is not in seclusion as he would like the public to think. He has reportedly been seeing club manager Rachel Uchitel since the scandal broke.

According to an exclusive report by In Touch Weekly, the 33-year-old athlete has been secretly having sex with Uchitel in a Palm Beach condo. Anne Lu/AHN

Several reputable publications including "In Touch Weekly" are reporting that Tiger is still practicing his strokes with Rachel Uchitel. It`s hard to keep track of all of Tiger`s skanks, Rachel is either the porn star, the cocktail waitress, or maybe the party girl.

Tiger`s posse of yes men and sycophants told reporters that the disgraced golfer considers his mistresses a perk. Tiger is continuing his sexual relationship with Rachel in an attempt to fool himself into thinking that he`s still a top celebrity who is enjoying the perks of success.

With each new revelation of Tiger Wood`s total depravity his base of jock sniffing losers shrinks. By the end of the year only Tiger`s mom will be standing by the scumbag.   

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