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Published:January 16th, 2010 19:17 EST
Elephant Replaces Wretched Tiger Woods

Elephant Replaces Wretched Tiger Woods

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Not only did consulting giant Accenture kill their endorsement deal with Woods about a month ago (they said he was `no longer the right representative` for the company), they also replaced him - with an elephant.

Accenture`s new ad campaign features an elephant surfing with the copy, `Who says you can`t be big and nimble?`"

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The giant corporation Accenture is certainly nimble, they didn`t waste any time replacing Tiger Woods with an elephant.

The giant loads of dung that an elephant leaves in his wake are nowhere near as nauseating as Tiger`s loathsome behavior.

From bloggers to reporters, everyone is dumping on Tiger Woods and now this latest slap on the face to the disgraced golfer from Accenture. I hope Tiger gets the message: America hates you, and we hope you stay in hiding for the rest of your life.

When the cowardly Tiger finally surfaces, he will be met with ridicule and contempt. I hate golf, but if Tiger ever plays in a tournament in Virginia, I will buy a ticket just so I can give him a piece of my mind.

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