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Published:January 22nd, 2010 11:53 EST
Unflattering Tiger Woods Rehab Photo

Unflattering Tiger Woods Rehab Photo

By Robert Paul Reyes

Tiger Woods has finally been spotted, at a sex rehab center. The scandal-plagued Tiger isn`t sporting his million dollar smile or his trademark Nike attire. This diminished version of the former icon looks like he belongs shooting hoops in da hood, and not playing golf in an exclusive resort.

This photograph, courtesy of the National Enquirer, captures the essence of the disgraced golfer. Tiger isn`t holding a champagne glass, but a styrofoam cup containing Coke, and a pinch of saltpeter?

Tiger isn`t smiling, he`s casting a steely glare at the photographer. The serial adulterer knows that the fawning press has turned into a predatory monster.

The image is very fuzzy, but it appears that Tiger is sporting a beard. The pre-scandal Tiger would never have grown any facial hair, it would have clashed with his carefully crafted good guy image. But now Tiger can get away with wearing dreadlocks and piercing his nose and tongue.

Tiger has one hand in the pocket of his shorts, the pre-scandal superstar was never photographed with his hands in his pockets. The hand in his pocket implies laziness, or danger. Is Tiger clutching a gat in his pocket?

The National Enquirer Tiger is a menacing and hulking figure, who should be shunned by polite society. When Tiger is released from sex rehab, and he quickly resumes hitting on white bimbos, I hope that the women will remember this image of the disgraced golfer.

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes. The scandal-plagued Tiger isn`t sporting his million dollar smile or his trademark Nike attire. This diminished version of the former icon looks like he belongs shooting hoops in da hood, and not playing golf in an exclusive resort.

This photograph, courtesy of the National Enquirer, captures the essence of the disgraced golfer. Tiger isn`t holding a champagne glass, but a styrofoam cup containing Coke, and a pinch of saltpeter?

Tiger isn`t smiling, he`s casting a steely glare at the photographer. The serial adulterer knows that the fawning press has turned into a predatory monster.

The image is very fuzzy, but it appears that Tiger is sporting a beard. The pre-scandal Tiger would never have grown any facial hair, it would have clashed with his carefully crafted good guy image. But now Tiger can get away with wearing dreadlocks and piercing his nose and tongue.

Tiger has one hand in the pocket of his shorts, the pre-scandal superstar was never photographed with his hands in his pockets. The hand in his pocket implies laziness, or danger. Is Tiger clutching a gat in his pocket?

The National Enquirer Tiger is a menacing and hulking figure, who should be shunned by polite society. When Tiger is released from sex rehab, and he quickly resumes hitting on white bimbos, I hope that the women will remember this image of the disgraced golfer.

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes