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Published:February 25th, 2010 11:29 EST
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Howard Stern Is Organizing The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

By Robert Paul Reyes

"As if Tiger Woods`s apology last week for his serial philandering wasn`t enough of a public humiliation, several of his former mistresses have agreed to take part in a beauty pageant in which they will compete for a $100,000 (£65,000) prize.

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The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, organised by the US shock jock Howard Stern, will be held on March 10.

So far, only four of the golfer`s former mistresses - out of the 13 identified in the press - have agreed to take part.
They will compete in categories such as `Swimsuit`, `Personality`, and `Talent` to earn the judges` votes."

Actually more than 20 women have been identified in the press as mistresses of Tiger Woods, if all the ladies who had sex with the disgraced golfer participated in Howard Stern`s beauty contest they wouldn`t fit on the stage at the same time.

Notice that there`s no category for intelligence, all of Tiger`s lovers are bimbos. The only real talent that these "ladies" have is having sex, God only knows what they will do to demonstrate that they have talent.

God bless Howard Stern for humiliating Tiger Woods, for every jock sniffer who will welcome Woods` return to the PGA, there will be hundreds who will heckle him.

The mistress who wins the competition should win a date with a celebrity who isn`t a complete scumbag like Tiger Woods, say Larry Flynt or Mike Tyson.

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