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Published:April 3rd, 2010 11:15 EST
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Tiger Woods' Kindergarten Teacher Demands An Apolgoy

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Retired teacher Maureen Decker emerged yesterday from Woods` sordid past to say that a story he`s told about being brutalized by racist kids on his first day of kindergarten was pure bunk.
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Decker ripped a recollection from Woods that appeared in a book written by his buddy, former NBA star Charles Barkley, and which he repeated in an interview with Barbara Walters.
 
`A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word `n----` on me, and threw rocks at me,` he said. `That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn`t do much of anything.`"
 
Decker, 69, is demanding an apology from the disgraced and humiliated golfer. Decker needs to take a number, the scandal-plagued golfer owes an apology to his fans, sponsors, mistresses, and to his wife and family.
 
How ironic that Tiger Woods who insists that he isn`t African American would  make up a story about being called "nigger" by a group of sixth graders. Little children can tell that Tiger is black, the whole world knows that the playboy golfer is black. Tiger look in the mirror, you are black, and you need to stop denying your racial heritage.
 
Everything about Tiger Woods is fictional, his dramatic fall from grace has shattered his image as the consummate professional and devoted family man.
 
We should take everything Tiger says with a grain of salt; I laugh when he claims he`s never taken steroids. When you consider Tiger`s buffed-up body and his penchant for lying, odds are that he`s another Barry Bonds.
 
Tiger can begin his road to rehabilitation by publicly apologizing to his kindergarten teacher.
 

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