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Published:June 20th, 2010 14:38 EST
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Florida Marlins Vuvuzela Giveaway Promotion Enrages Players And Umpires

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Marlins, Rays and umpires seem to agree on one thing about Saturday`s game - they didn`t like the vuvuzela-like horns that were given away by the Marlins to the first 15,000 fans.

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`That was the worst handout or giveaway I`ve ever been a part of in baseball,` said Dan Uggla, who wore earplugs. `This isn`t soccer. I know the World Cup is going on but this is baseball.`

`I really believe the horns should be banned from Major League Baseball,` said Rays manager Joe Maddon." Read more

Vuvuzela giveaway night was a disaster of Biblical proportions, it made the infamous Disco Demolition Night that took place 1979 at Comisky Park in Chicago look like a hippie peace and love picnic.

Baseball players, managers and umpires rarely agree on anything, but they were unified in their hatred of the vuvuzelas.

If there`s a hell I imagine that a demon carries a hot poker in one hand, and a vuvuzela in the other. Why a professional baseball team would give away Satan`s toys is beyond comprehension.

I can`t wait for fans who lost their hearing to start filing their lawsuits. I hope the Florida Marlins go bankrupt!

The Marlins lost the game in 11 innings, maybe there is a God in heaven!

The Commissioner of Baseball needs to immediately ban vuvuzelas from every major league ballpark.

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