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Published:February 20th, 2010 11:00 EST
Bacon App For iPod & iPhone Has Us All Makin` Bacon!

Bacon App For iPod & iPhone Has Us All Makin` Bacon!

By Rocco Loosbrock

 

That`s it... I`m turning in my cell phone (that is so low rent it only makes phone calls and sends texts " ghetto!) and getting myself a shiny, new grill.  Ahem... I mean... Um...  Actually I don`t know what I mean.

 

The people at G-Monkey took it upon themselves to create an app " for the iPhone and iPod Touch for all of us bacon fanatics out there.  At first upon hearing this news, I was terribly giddy.  Then I watched their YouTube video about the app and thought, Well now that I`ve seen it, WHY do I need it? "

 

Biggest bummer about the app:  NO REAL BACON.  After suffering through the delicious soundscape of pops, sizzles and crackles as the porky goodness bubbles on a stove-top grill, there are no rewards.  Not even a grease burn on our hand to show our spoils of war!  People, this app is a classic example of what I like to call a bacon tease. "  HMPH!

 

So unless someone can figure out how to get real bacon to pop out of the USB port (squeeee!) I`d like to suggest some additional apps " that can be downloaded to make this whole fake experience complete:

 

The Exercising " app

 

The Vomiting after Exercising " app

 

Followed by the Complaining to anyone who will listen about how awful exercising was " app

 

And finish it off with the soon to be popular, Procrastinating exercising ever again and turning into an unattractive couch potato " app

 

 

So even though this is a cool app, it`s cool for about 2 minutes and 16 seconds.  So I`ll stick with my low rent phone and save myself the expense.  And the calories. "

 

 

" Jennifer Eolin

 

Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock 

 

SOP readers can use coupon code " SOP" to get 10% off your next Bacon Order!

 

Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak "Bacon is Meat Candy" Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club.

 

Cheers!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock