July 2nd, 2008 21:10 EST
Sex For Gas Exchange
With the price of gas so high consumers are going to extreme lengths to obtain the black gold: Siphoning gas from parking lots and speeding away from gas stations without paying.
But a Kentucky woman takes the cake, she traded sex for gasoline:
"A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak. According to court records, Nowak admitted paying for Eversole`s services, in part, with a $100 Speedway gas card."
Quotation from TheSmokingGun.Com
The Smoking Gun Web site posted her mug shot, and I wouldn`t fill her up if you gave me the deed to a gas station. I know that gas is very expensive, but a woman would have to look like Jessica Alba before I would trade my gas card for sex.
Nowak may have some `splaining to do to his wife:
Wife: Honey let me borrow your gas card, I`m running on empty.
Nowak: I`m sorry honey but I used it to fuel my car.
Wife: Whatcha talking about Willis? You just bought that $100 gas card this morning!
Nowak: OK, you got me. I gave it to some hooker.
I hope things don`t get so bad that we will see soccer Moms at gas stations offering to exchange sex for gas.