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Published:March 11th, 2010 19:28 EST
TIGERS

Tiger Woods Gets a Double Boggie!

By Will Roberts

 

All I know is what little I read on the Internet, and today I reflect on the time I went to the Singapore zoo. It is the most unique zoo in the world. You can get close enough to make you feel like Marlin Perkins - Mutual of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom. Lions, TIGERS, and bears, oh my!

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Normally when you visit a zoo, you walk around and get up as close as possible, not at this zoo. The TIGERS have the upper hand here. You get too close and the TIGER will attack! Even at the farthest point away the TIGER is intimidating. 

Over here in the USA ... Our TIGER announced he is coming out of his cave this next weekend. No matter what they use to hide him from the people he might just pull an Ostrich act on us and hide his head in the first hole. 

The funniest thing about this news item is Tiger hired Ari Fleischer, advisor to such folks as: George W. Bush, and Mark McGwire to help him make his entree back into the lime light. Boy I know I am in Las Vegas and maybe I have a better grasp of odds, but I would not say that having "the past 8 years" and "homerun doper" on my list of past clients would get you anything less than a long shot here in the sports books here in the sin city.

 

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