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Published:November 23rd, 2007 09:39 EST

New Cry of Environmental Extremists, 'Not In My Womb'

By John Lillpop

Satire

Goreism is a newly discovered disease that impairs ones judgment, dulls the senses and replaces rational thought with leftist pap. Known in old school medicine as liberalism, Goreism is actually far more potent and aggressive than the garden-variety version of leftist insanity.

This deadly disease is especially prevalent among science-challenged liberals looking for a way to wipe out capitalism, Christianity and Democracy, and replace said vices with socialism, godlessness and fascism, all in one foul swoop.

Those wishing to spread Goreism throughout the globe have found a new and intriguing way to implement their mindless mantra. They have convinced otherwise normal women to abandon natural, maternal instincts in order to prevent damage to earth's eco-system.

In other words, some women are refusing to have babies because doing so could lead to global warming!

Note, please, that the Gorettes have not tried to push abstinence down anyone's throat. Big Al may be crazy, but he is not stupid!

An example of Goreism at its worst can be found in a young woman by the name of Toni Vernelli who fell victim to the disease several years ago. Her tragic affliction caused Vernelli to abort a pregnancy and, ultimately, to undergo sterilization.

Vernelli justified her actions by saying, "Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."

"Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases and adds to the problem of over-population," she added.

See Daily Mail: 

Out of this macabre mindset there is somewhat wonderfully good news: To date, Goreism afflicts only liberals, lending hope to the notion that those who choose to be childless will be radical feminists, unfit for motherhood to begin with.

With any luck, this "Not In My Womb" self-righteous insanity will spread like wildfire to the illegal alien community, mothers on welfare and other enemies of America.

Say, I wonder if there is any way to make Goreism retroactive?