|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: City Orders Homeowner To Take Down Christmas Decorations - This incident isn`t an example of the so-called War on Christmas ", it`s a prosecution of an aesthetic crime.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Failed Bank Robber Robs Drugstore Across The Street - The defining characteristic of this moron is laziness, not stupidity. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Girl Bully Learns Lessons From Thrift Shop Clothes! Macklemore Video! - If you are innately cool you can buy your wardrobe at a thrift store and rock the hell out of second-hand duds. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Frisco Restaurant 'Bacon, Bacon' Forced To Close Because Of Bacon Smell, Video - I would pay to live next to an eatery where the delicious aroma of bacon envelopes the neighborhood. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Moron Car Burlgars Accidentally Butt Dial 911 - A Smartphone can be a dangerous instrument in the hands of a butthead.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Couple Change Baby's Diapers At Their Seat At Starbucks - The cops should have hauled away the offending couple, and their damn baby to jail.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Old Hag's Claim Gang Of Blacks Robbed Her Of Jewelry:FALSE - This old woman is a one-person crime wave, and the cops should at the very least charge her with filing a false police report.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Theater Critic Smashes Audience Member's Smartphone - Bravo! Mr. Williamson, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Burglar Shot After Victim Forced into Closet with Gun - Fortunately, the deadliest weapon in the closet wasn`t a pair of stiletto heels. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Couple See Image of Jesus Christ in Newspaper Ink Blob - That same ink blob would look like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie to yours truly. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Mayoral Candidate Claims Endorsement From Jesus Christ - WWJD? I seriously doubt Jesus would vote, let alone endorse, a candidate who accused her opponent of using voodoo sorcery against her. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady In A Pickle: She Beat Employee Who Added Too Many PicklesTo Her Sandwich - Don`t expect a fast food restaurant to get every item on the menu right, just be grateful if their specialty is usually delicious. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Plane Passenger Ejected For Non-Stop Singing Of Whitney Houston: Videos - If there is a God in heaven this woman`s cellmate will be a jailbird who can`t stop singing Justin Bieber songs. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Completes Handwritten Bible After 7 Years: Video - I must give Patterson credit for seeing his arduous project through to completion. Too many of us start an ambitious project, writing a novel or whatever, and then give up in frustration. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Australian Restaurant Offers $120 Bacon and Egg Sandwich: Video - If I was starving and Jehovah rained down manna from heaven, I would demand bacon instead. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man, 92, Will Attempt To Pull Buick With Mouth - I`d be afraid to try to pull a tricycle with my mouth; I have nothing but admiration and respect for 92-year-old Mike.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Housing Complex Bans Bikini-Clad Hotties - How about it my faithful readers, would you rather have women in bikinis or unruly children in your favorite park?|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Pungent Pot Makes Spanish Cops Ill - The cops complained of headaches, nausea and inability to concentrate ever since 600 pot plants were seized in a drug raid and stored at the police station. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady Dressed As Green Hulk Beats Up Teen Girl: Video - If you see a green woman with an attitude call the cops, they are still looking for her. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Homeowner, 70, Fights Off Burglar: Video - This elderly gentleman puts many of us to shame: He`s got a mean right hook, stays out all night with his girlfriend, and doesn`t put up with any nonsense. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Natural Gas Smell: Scratch-and-Sniff Cards - In the future it might be a good idea to burn any surplus scratch-and-sniff cards. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Woman Chokes To Death On Hot Dog At Wrigley Field - Watching a baseball game at Wrigley Field, while drinking a beer and eating a hot dog is as close to heaven as we can get this side of the great divide. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady, 105, Reveals Secret For Her Long Life: Bacon Video! - If I were sentenced to death I would choose the following for my last meal: Two eggs, all the bacon I can eat, a nice cold beer, and ice cream topped off with bacon bits. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Biker, 61, Cited For Riding At 130 MPH - Zaser`s new hobby my indeed lead to an untimely death; he would be well-advised to trade in his Ducati motorcycle for a John Deere lawn mower. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Bites Dog: Video - This isn`t a story about Barack Obama resorting to his childhood practice of chomping down on a dogburger, nor is it a tale about a dude who went completely bonkers. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Gardeners Celebrate 10th Annual World Naked Gardening Day: Video - Warning this video depicts a naked gardener and naked plants. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Stoner Calls 911 80 Times Seeking Kool-Aid, Burgers And Weed: Video - The cops dispatched a cruiser to this loser`s home, and they didn`t bring any Kool-Aid or burgers, not even coffee and donuts. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Moron Cop Gives Armless Driver Ticket For Not Wearing Seatbelt - Simonar may have lost his arms when he was electrocuted almost 30 years ago, but at least he wasn`t born without a brain like the clueless cop. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Peeping Toms Fall Through Bathroom Ceiling, Land In Toilet - The Kovynev deviants landed right where they belong: In the toilet. In a perfect world they would have been flushed, never to be seen again. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Teen Boy Hurls Knife At Girlfriend In Argument Over Toast - Young girl can you say No Mas ", and find a boyfriend who will treat you with dignity and respect?|