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Published:November 20th, 2008 12:37 EST
Bacon Scarves Prevent Pain In The Neck Situations!

Bacon Scarves Prevent Pain In The Neck Situations!

By Rocco Loosbrock


Well my fellow Bacon Freaks, even in a perfect world made up of the finest, premium quality gourmet bacon, bacon products and simulated bacon products, the winter weather still is already descending upon us. So once again, we find ourselves in the right in the middle of a serious need to avoid that cold weather pains in the neck! "


And just how, exactly, am I proposing to accomplish this amazing pig`s feat you ask? With the popular bacon designed scarf called the "Mega-Sus Scrofa" or as it is know to those fond of wearing the scarf, the "Never Ending Bacon or NEB."


If you are what you eat and like to wear it on your sleeve (or in this case around your neck), the bacon scarf makes a fitting accessory for metaphor-mixing bacon lovers. Made from 100% acrylic, it may not be the classiest of bacon scarves but what it lacks in quality it makes up with taste. Pick it up for $35 from Shopsin`s General Store.


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

Use coupon code (sop) to get a 10% discount at


Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club