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Published:January 30th, 2010 11:56 EST
Argentina's president

Argentina's President: Pork Better For Sex Than Viagra

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Argentina`s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

`I`ve just been told something I didn`t know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I`d say it`s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,` President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry."

Argentina's president

Reuters

Keep in mind that President Fernandez is your typical pandering politician, and that she was speaking to leaders of the pig farming industry. She probably tells the milk advisory board that milk is the greatest aphrodisiac in the world.

I`m quite sure that eating pork isn`t going to increase my libido, but it`s never a bad idea to eat pork. I love all pork products, and it could be argued that munching on barbecued pork is better than sex.

Fernandez said that she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating pork, but for all we know they enjoyed  a satisfying game of Scrabble.

I must be getting old because writing this article has made me hungry for pork, but it hasn`t increased my desire to have sex.

 

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