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Published:December 4th, 2009 17:19 EST
Should Obama Prepare Americans For Encounters With UFOs?

Should Obama Prepare Americans For Encounters With UFOs?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Jeff Peckman wants Denver residents to be ready when space aliens arrive. Peckman wants the city to establish a commission that would prepare residents for possible encounters with extraterrestrials. Officials say Peckman has collected enough signatures to put the question of forming that commission on a ballot next year." NPR

Human beings will never be ready for the arrival of space aliens. Millions of Americans are aghast at the hardworking undocumented workers who are an economic and cultural asset to our great country. If some Americans can`t accept people of other nationalities as equals, what the hell can we possibly do to prepare them for the arrival of extraterrestrials with an ambiguous agenda?

Peckam should focus his efforts on legalizing weed, if a racist smokes enough marijuana he might be down with space beings, and maybe even learn to accept undocumented workers.

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