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Published:May 3rd, 2007 06:23 EST
Iranian President Ahmadinejad Delivers Kiss of Death

Iranian President Ahmadinejad Delivers Kiss of Death

By John Lillpop

Everyone agrees that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is, if nothing else, an odd fellow.

All of that talk about the Holocaust being a myth, and threatening to bomb Israel into the Mediterranean, have helped create a public image of the Iranian president as a lunatic.

However, Ahmadinejad`s latest gaffe has even his sharpest critics gasping in shock and disbelief.

Apparently, the little weasel decided that a teacher who flunked him out of a Human Rights class 40 years ago needed to be paid back before said female teacher moved on to serve Allah as a virgin-slave in Islam heaven.

Thus, being the typical male chauvinist pig that he is, Ahmadinejad sealed his former teacher`s fate by kissing the old lady on the hand and then embracing her.

This vulgar public ogy was interpreted by western observers as a sign that the wild man was going soft, and might be more reasonable in future interactions with the civilized world.

However, that notion was blown to smithereens when the real facts were disclosed.

Under Sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

Now we know why Bill Clinton never formally converted to Islam!

But back to Mahmoud: Because the little old lady permitted Ahmadinejad to plant a kiss on her gloved hand, SHE is guilty of decadence and indecency and is to be stoned to death for her perversion.

And what about Ahmadinejad?

According to Sharia law, his F in Human Rights has been expunged, and he is to be honored in a nationally televised ceremony for going the extra mile to keep Islam free from the influence of unclean women with lust in their hearts!

You go,Mahmoud!