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Published:May 20th, 2007 04:39 EST
John McCain Drops F Bomb on American Patriot, Amnesty Foe

John McCain Drops F Bomb on American Patriot, Amnesty Foe

By John Lillpop

Satire (?)

Apparently John McCain (F-Arizona) is not content with simply "effing" middle class American citizens with his treasonous amnesty.

Now the aged senator from Arizona is upping the ante in an attempt to silence a fellow GOP senator who believes that the McCain-Kennedy amnesty travesty has about as much potential benefit for America as a vat of raw, decaying vomit.

Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) openly, and with appropriate decorum, expressed his concerns about McCain's proposed Mexicanization of America and, by doing so, incurred the wrath and venomous language skills of Arizona's favorite son-- of a bitch, that is.

McCain started out gently, at first referring to Cornyn's concerns as "Chicken sh**."

As the verbal exchange escalated, McCain got down and dirty by shouting "F you!" at the bewildered and innocent Texan.*

All in all, the McCain refrain provides a valuable civics lesson for us all, including powerful senators from Texas and elsewhere. That message is:

Being an American patriot who values both the rule of law and U.S. sovereignty can be hazardous to your health. Especially to those with tender ears and decent moral values!

And that is an "effing" sad fact of life in American politics, circa 2007.

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John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.