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Published:August 18th, 2008 08:51 EST
America  Cannot Risk an Obama Administration

America Cannot Risk an Obama Administration

By John Lillpop

Changes Likely If Barry Is Elected

Should voters be foolish enough to electBarack Obama onNovember 4, the following Changes will be America`s just rewards:

The 44th president of the United States will take theOath of Office in a cave at an undisclosed location inPakistan orAfghanistan. He will place his left hand on theKoran, while swearing (in Arabic) at theU.S. Constitution, capitalism, and bitter white rural Christians with handguns;

Presidential Inaugural Balls will be held in Mecca, theDome of the Rock, Madina, and other venues with large populations of American-hating Jihadists, likeSan Francisco and Detroit;

Abortions will be mandatory--for pregnant Jews;

The Iraq war will be officially declared a "Hate Crime" against Islam;

Lethal injection will replaced by beheading, hanging, or public stoning, especially for morally corrupt women who allow themselves to be raped, or whom are audacious enough to hold public office;

Women will be prohibited from driving automobiles, thereby reducing gasoline consumption in America by at least 50 percent, immediately ending the need for offshore drilling;

Reverend Jeremiah Wright will serve asSecretary of Defense;

U.S. Marines will invade the site of 9/11 to destroy all commemorative symbols as well as any plans to rebuild Twin Towers;

The term "Under God" will be replaced by "As ordered by Allah" in the Pledge of Allegiance;

Every Friday afternoon will be reserved for mandatory mosque attendance and praying in an easterly direction, as prescribed by federal law;

Enjoying Miller Time, Happy Hour and other Friday traditions savored by America`s unwashed masses will be cause for immediate beheading, or worse!;

Ramadan will replaceChristmas and Thanksgiving as national holidays; celebrating Yon Kipper will be a felony, punishable by death on the first offense;

Burning the American flag will no longer be a crime, unlessAl Gore decides that the smoke from smoldering flags causesglobal warming;

All citizens will be automatically covered by universal health care insurance at birth; illegal aliens will be covered only after registering as Democrats;

An "Excess Initiative Tax" will be paid by households with annual incomes exceeding $200,000;

A "Global Warming Tax" will be levied on SUVs and luxury cars registered to Republicans and southern Democrats;

Former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger will be appointed Director of Homeland Security;

George W. Bush,Dick Cheney,General Petraeus, andDonald Rumsfeld will be sent toGuantánamo Bay for their roles in the Iraq war.Habeas corpus will be denied all four, and

Terrorists held at Guantánamo Bay will be set free to make room for George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, General Petraeus, and Donald Rumsfeld.

Barack Obama: Can America survive his extreme brand of change?